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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hermoine eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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