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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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