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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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