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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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