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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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