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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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