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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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