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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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