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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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