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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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