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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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