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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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