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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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