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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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