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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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