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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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