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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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