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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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