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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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