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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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