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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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