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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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