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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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