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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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