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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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