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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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