Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.