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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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