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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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