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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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