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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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