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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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