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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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