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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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