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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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