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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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