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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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