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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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