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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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