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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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