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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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