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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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