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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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