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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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