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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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