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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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