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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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