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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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