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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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