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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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