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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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