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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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