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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Molly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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