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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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