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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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