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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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