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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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